If you’re wondering what to pop under the tree for me this year (or stuff in my stocking, or hide in my handbag, or just hand-deliver with a dramatic flourish), here’s my extremely subtle, not-at-all-bossy Christmas wish list so I’ve made it ridiculously easy for you.
You’re welcome!

Air Power Volume
The hair tool of my dreams, the BaByliss Air Power Smooth – the straightening brush that dries AND straightens at the same time with basically zero heat damage. I want to roll out of bed, brush my wet hair once, and look like I’ve spent an hour with a hairdresser. This is the one. Wet-to-dry magic. Anti-frizz ions. I need it like oxygen.
£60.00

Sagittarius Star Sign Necklace
Jewellery that screams “it’s still my birthday season”. The Molly Olivia personalised Sagittarius star-sign necklace has my name all over it (other less important signs are available). This hammered 18ct gold-plated coin will remind everyone what a queen I am, and if I get lucky, it will go round my neck on Christmas Day and never come off.
£95.00

Opt Optimals Foaming Gel Cleanser
Skincare sorted! I’ve fallen hard for minimalist, fuss-free skincare brand Oriflame Opt Optimals. Based on the foundation where routine is queen, and each product produces maximum results with minimum fuss- which is perfect for a busy gal like me.
£12.00

The Ultimate Set of 4 Gin & Tonic Crackers
Anything involving Fever-Tree… Specifically: A box of those fancy Fever-Tree crackers, not the bangy ones but ones with a handbag size Rhubarb & Raspberry tonic + a bottle of Mermaid Pink Gin so I can make the prettiest G&T on the planet. OR just go full hero and get me the Ultimate Classic Mojito Kit which comes with Duppy White rum minis, the new Fever-Tree Mojito mixer and two ridiculously chic ribbed glasses. I will love you forever and name my first-born cocktail after you.
£27.00

Extra Virgin Olive Oil
Anything from The Olive Oil Guy – single-origin, proper Mediterranean liquid gold. I want to drizzle it on everything and feel smug about my life choices.
£15.99

Gutology Hydroxyapatite Toothpaste
Toothpaste that doesn’t taste like chemicals. Gutology fluoride-free toothpaste with hydroxyapatite. It’s gentle, microbiome-friendly, actually works, and makes my teeth feel like I’ve just left the hygienist. I’m obsessed. One tube (or three) please.
£38.70

Hot Sauce Challenger Gift Set by Chilli No. 5
Spice up my life (literally) with this Chilli No. 5 World Hot Sauce Challenger Set. Everyone who knows me, knows I like it spicy and this nifty gift box contains 12 mini bottles of international flavours to take me on a global heat tour. AND their White Truffle hot sauce because truffles + chilli = actual heaven in a bottle. It won Great Taste Awards and I need to drizzle it on everything immediately.
£40.00

Lash & Lift Gift Set
Luscious lashes please! Green People Lash & Lift Gift Set – the black volumising mascara that doesn’t irritate my sensitive eyes + the gentlest cleanser ever. Perfect little glam duo. I’ll think of you every time I bat my ridiculously long lashes.
£29.00

Alexandra Kay Time to Relax Aroma Bracelet Gift Set
For my inner hippie, cue the mood booster I can wear. The Alexandra Kay “Time to Smile” aroma bracelet set is a funky lava stone bracelet + uplifting citrus essential oil blend (sweet orange, lemon, bergamot). Just a few drops on the beads and it will smell of sunshine and happiness all day. Cute, discreet, and is destined to make me feel like the wellness goddess that I am!
£25.00

Ron Santiago De Cuba Anejo 8 Year Old Rum
Proper grown-up rum, Ron Santiago de Cuba – clean, elegant, with a whisper of almond. Perfect for sipping or mixing. I have plans for this and a mojito kit (see point 1).
£25.75

Luxury, Handmade Christmas Pudding
The Christmas pudding of legends, Figgy’s Christmas Pudding. I’m not a baker or a pudding maker, so if someone wants to gift me this multi-award-winning, handmade, slow-aged, stirred clockwise for luck (obviously), I’ll let you join me for a bowl. I might even set it on fire and let me live my best Dickensian fantasy.
£12.95
There you go – several very big, very sparkly hints.
If even one of these appears wrapped in pretty paper on December 25th, I promise to do a happy dance, post an excessively grateful Instagram story tagging you, and love you until at least 2027.
Your favourite person who definitely deserves all of the above