My Dream Christmas Gift List

If you’re wondering what to pop under the tree for me this year (or stuff in my stocking, or hide in my handbag, or just hand-deliver with a dramatic flourish), here’s my extremely subtle, not-at-all-bossy Christmas wish list so I’ve made it ridiculously easy for you.

You’re welcome!

There you go – several very big, very sparkly hints.

If even one of these appears wrapped in pretty paper on December 25th, I promise to do a happy dance, post an excessively grateful Instagram story tagging you, and love you until at least 2027.

Your favourite person who definitely deserves all of the above

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